The day of reckoning is here. I'm about to leave Queens and head up to Pawling to meet Asswrangler later this afternoon. Hopefully he can get his sorry ass out of work slightly early so we don't arrive in Lake Placid after midnight. If not, the mountains will punish him.
In recent developments, Asswrangler and I have selected "Good Ol' Boys" by Waylon Jennings as the official theme song of our adventure (for those lame asses out there, this is the Dukes of Hazzard Theme Song). The official motto of our adventure is "The mountain might get 'em, but the law never will." Feel free to use these themes in any press releases or related paraphanalia about our adventure.
Asswrangler procured for us suitable transportation last night in the form of a rental vehicle, a Ford Escort I believe. Its no General Lee, but it will do.
If we get the chance and we run into an internet connection during our travels, we will be sure to post an update from the road. However, I will make no guarantees as to whether it will be comprehensible or not as our sobriety is likely to be kept to a minimum during the course of this trip.
If I don't return alive, kiss my ass....
Love,
Nipplehonker
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Good luck!
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